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The IT Crowd Team
Youtube had its embedding preferences set to disabled on this videos so here is a link to a fantastic “The IT crowd” clip about working as a team. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGFGD5pj03M.
I cannot believe you’re going to tell on me. You’re like a pair of horrible old women.
What did she say?
She said we’re like horrible old women.
She didn’t!
Hey guys, I hear you’ve got something to tell me.
Ahem yes well its like this…
Look at you! My IT team.
Yeah…
Team players each and every one of you
Yeah well she, uh…
No room for people who can’t act like a team on my team. Excuse me. (answers phone) Hello. What!? Well if you can’t work as a team, you’re all fired! That’s it, you heard me, fired! Get your things and go. Hello security, everyone on floor 4 is fired. Escort them from the premises and do it as a team. Remember, you’re a team and if you can’t act as a team you’re fired too. Dawn, get onto recruitment. Get them to look for a security team that can work as a team. They may have to escort the current security team from the building for NOT ACTING like a TEAM. Team! Team, team, team, team, team. I even love saying the word team. You probably think that’s a picture of my family. Nu-uh – its the A team. Baldy, Doyle, Tiger, The Jewelry Man, all of them. So what did you want to tell me?
Well, its just not working out.
Hahaha he’s joking.
But you said.
Not working out?
Oh no we are getting on like a big house on fire.
My ear’s getting hot
The legend that is Keyboard Cat
To give you some background, Keyboard Cat is a youtube legend. His performance soon became a hit song of dismissal, cued by the phrase “Play him off, Keyboard Cat!”. A very classy way to get booed off stage. e.g. The Worst Best Man Speech
The fantastic thing is how it relates to the latest competition of my favorite TV show Attack of the Show.
Killer (good) Butternut Soup
Butternut Soup a la Dean
- 1/2 butternut (1lb)
- 1 peeled tomato
- 1 peeled tomatillo
- 1 yellow onion
- 1 large jalapeno
- 5 wedges/segments garlic
- 3 tall sticks celery
- 1 baby white zuchini
- 1/2 cube chicken stock bullion
- 4 cups water
1. Dice all ingredients and place in pot
2. Bring to boil and keep on low heat for 45 minutes
3. Blend until very smooth
4. Serve hot with a dash of cinnamon
They Were The Law
“For all that you did in defending not just my rights but the rights of all Americans to keep and bear guitars I present you with this gift.”
“I’m honored.”
“Its a repeating git box made in 1870 – used in the American west. Out there, guitars like this didn’t enforce the law. They were the law. I didn’t write that… It was… on some asshole’s website. I… wish I’d written it… Its a good a line. They… were the law. They WERE the law. Out there… they didn’t enforce the law, they WERE the LAW. Oh… god that’s good.”
Coolest LEGO Creation I’ve Seen
Andrew Lipson and Daniel Shiu created this incredible LEGO structure of Maurits Cornelis Escher’s painting Relativity.
Take a look at the image in higher resolution at http://www.andrewlipson.com/escher/relativity.html and while you’re there check out some of their other work. Having just been to Legoland in San Diego, my LEGO interest is somewhat rekindled, though I can’t say I had left it alone since childhood. (I pulled it all out in high school and built a vehicle that held about 8 smaller vehicles with a friend. And there was another stint at some point in college).


Its the large scale lego projects that are really impressive. And Legoland is of course, the place to find these. Something else I found very interesting was that Escher fancied himself quite the tessellator, just like me, except unlike me he was the pioneering father of the tessellationary arts! You can’t make this stuff up! Dean went to Legoland, Legoland has Lego, Lego was used to build an Escher painting model, Escher was a Master Tessellator, Master Tessellator is Dean! (just ask google) And in fact… I’ve just noticed that M. C. Escher is the next result!

Wall-E’s watching me (Geico)
There’s a new line of GEICO commercials that are really funny. Weird, but I like them. They’re about some money (which you could be saving if you switched to GEICO) which follows you around. Its a good concept. I made my own on impulse one night – was pretty fun. Rosette posted it on her site rosettekdiaz.com
For the record, GEICO quoted me more than double the price of my current auto insurance (Progressive).
New Nintendo Entertainment
I’ve decided I want to do whatever it takes to play some old school Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) games, (the first gaming system I was old enough to really enjoy) without forking out huge piles of cash. Erm… so not ‘whatever it takes’. More like, ‘I’ve decided I want to play nintendo games, unless it would be difficult, expensive or too time consuming.’ That’s done easily enough with NES emulators like NESticle and NES roms (which is the game as a file on your computer). What’s not as easy is playing these games on something other than the keyboard, and computer monitor. It would be nice to have something a little more self contained. This recent flash of interest has led me down a path of great discovery.
Attempt 1
Can I get (Nintendo Entertainment System) NES games to play on my PS3? It appears the answer is “not without installing Linux”. I’m not going to do that. Its tedious, and I prefer not to mod devices that cost me over $400. A search on the matter will lead you to a flurry of youtube videos claiming NES game success on the PS3 without Linux. What may clue you off to the fact that this may not be true is the line “you have to open it under videos, I don’t know why” coupled with mario running and jumping in complete independence from the buttons being pressed! So NES on the PS3 is not impossible, but I wanted to look elsewhere.
Attempt 2
Can I get NES games to play on a NES? I kept an eye on craigslist and ebay. I’ve seen a few in good condition get sold for upwards of $80. They were $200 new back in the day I hear, so resale value should be pretty low if it weren’t for the fact that these are starting to turn vintage. $80 was not worth it for my experiment, but I saw one listed in the contents of a yard sale. I made my way over and got the console and a few games for $35. It was covered in sticker residue and had something jammed in the connection pins. It worked with a little encouragement. I ordered my favorite game of my childhood, Super Mario 3, on eBay for $17 including shipping. The trouble is these systems are 20+ years old (check out the very interesting history of the NES) so the pins that make connection with the game cartridges are often dirty, damaged or oxidized. Every time I switched the game out, it would take some effort to get it working again. Blowing into the cartridge helps and I’ve realized why. Its NOT a matter of removing dust. If it were the cue tips I was using would have helped. What makes blowing effective is the thin layer of moisture it lays down onto the pins, aiding with their connection with the pins inside the console. I cleaned the console inside and out, ordered a tool to open the game cartridges ($2) and replacement pins for the console ($3). Now its all working well and when I lose interest in it I should be able to get $80+ for it on eBay. Its always better when technical exercises are profitable.
My favorite NES games from childhood were:
1. Super Mario Bros. 3
2. Adventure Island
3. Tiger Heli
4. Tiny Toons
5. Rainbow Island
6. Contra
7. Monsters in my Pocket
Attempt 3
I’m trying to figure out where I learned about this next bit. Rosette had joined my retro craze and got a Gameboy at the same yard sale. Perhaps it was just curiosity that sparked my web search for “NES emulator for DS” (Nintendo DS is the Nintendo’s current handheld console offering). But guess what – its a reality. All the NES games of the 80’s and 90’s now in glorious handheld portability. You need a special game cartridge for your DS which takes a memory card (SDHC micro). This was something I had to try. I managed to pick up a slightly battered DS for $70 from some 12 year old kid who told me he had outgrown it. Then found someone on craigslist who could sell me an Acekard 2i ($37). This is one of the harder cards to get because its very new and is mean to support the Nintendo DSi (which is only coming out on April 5th). Got an 2GB SDHC micro for it ($6) and proceeded on install various software and try out some NES emulation. To my surprise it worked within half an hour of arriving home with the new equipment. This is simply fantastic. It will also play Sega / SNES and DS roms.
Attempt 3 here raises a few questions about legality and ethics. I’m not advocating this as an entertainment solution – certainly not for downloading DS games currently on the market (which is all too possible on the above equipment). Game creators rely on people making legal purchases to stay in business. As a technical experiment I found this a lot of fun, but on finding a game I liked (New Super Mario Bros), I went out and got a legal copy.
BitGravity Player 6
I’ve just finished my largest ever project. Its been the base of every workday spent at BitGravity for the last few months. I’m talking about the BitGravity Player 6, a flash video player being offered free to anyone. Regular video playback, skinning, prerolls, postrolls and a very detailed configuration wizard are all features available with no strings attached. The player’s real power, however, emerges when it plays video’s off the BitGravity Content Delivery Network (CDN). That’s where smart, responsive bitrate adjustments, advanced seeking (ahead of the load bar) and very fast video download come into play.



